Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tubing on the James River

Friday, August 22, 2008

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Stories from Dana- a nurse we work with. She's a trip!

She looked at me tonight serious as a heart attack and said, "you know, I think labor and delivery is the double 1st cousin to psych... Funny enough in itself, but I asked, what's a "double 1st cousin" I mean, do I have some of these? She said, "you dont' know what that is? I guess people don't marry their brothers and sisters where you're from!" LOL
Then she told me a story of her 4 yr old grandson and 2 yr old granddaughter. The kids call the grandparents Jed and Jetta. They were out to dinner the other night and the 2 yr old was pouting with her finger in her mouth sucking on it. She told her granddaughter, "you better eat" but all the 2 yr old did was grunt and kept sucking her finger. Her grandson, all 4 yrs of him, spoke up and said, "looks like someone needs an ass whoopin Jetta."

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Someone in L&D at TMH tell Lissa we can't log in to do the personality survey.

Either leave us a comment or call to tell us what we are doing wrong. Thanks!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

We owned this river!!! (And the duckie owned Sybil)

The Rivermen part II plus random pics Sybil took- 36 pics

The Rivermen, part I- 30 pics

out with the old...

Friday, August 8, 2008

Did you hear about the patient who...

these are all TRUE stories from Leigh, our new favorite traveling nurse buddy who's been a L&D nurse for 30 yrs!

1. A doc gave a pt a prescription for Monistat and told her to apply it locally. The patient was extremely concerned because she was going out of town!
2. Nurse asked the patient if she had a living will on admission. The pt said, "No, I have city water."
3. Nurse gave the pt an oxygen mask and told the pt "we need to give your baby some oxygen." the nurse turned to adjust the flow meter and when she turned back around the pt had the mask btwn her legs!
4. Pt came in with a bad sunburn and told the nurse she didn't want her baby to come out pale!
5. The sickest- a pt's husband told the doc and nurse he thought his wife had an orgasm. In explaining he said, "her eyes rolled back in her head, she lost control of her bowel's and she starting gyrating all over." Sir, we medical people call that a seizure!!!

Most importantly, you must watch this clip on youtube. Called husband's revenge. It's about a man who told his wife not to mess with his gun he was cleaning. It's great!

All is well with us. We are supposed to get new Euro-top mattresses today. Then we are leaving for WV to go white water rafting. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

A closer look at UVA labor and delivery

Friday, August 1, 2008